For the record, I was not planning on watching this movie at all. I mean, seriously, why would a 16-year old with a love for thrillers and an absolute loathing for “chick flicks” possibly be interested in watching a film that, at first glance, looks like it fits right into the latter genre? Then somebody I knew watched it and, despite not loving it, said I still should do the same. And so I did. And boy, did it really surprise me with how truly sharp and utterly original it was. I never thought I would actually type that last sentence to describe a film with the title of Mean Girls, but here we are, I guess.
The film’s setup sounds like a typical fish-out-of-water situation: Cady Heron (Lindsay Lohan, before all her little DUIs and jail visits), a sixteen-year old girl who’s never known anything except the African plains around her, suddenly finds herself in public school when her parents move to Illinois with her in tow. However, Mean Girls soon proves itself to be a lot cleverer (and more subversive) than that once Cady breaks into the school’s most popular clique, the “Plastics”–and, with the help of a couple new friends, eventually schemes to mentally break its top member, Regina.
Of course, the last 20 minutes or so give us the most ridiculously tacked-on “happy ending” you could ever imagine, complete with a Big Heartfelt Speech that really made me want to groan more than anything, but everything else in this biting look at the true hell that is high school just fulfills the three essential F-words of comedy–Funny, Fresh, and so totally Fetch (only those who have seen the movie will know what I mean by that)–so shockingly well that I’m pretty much forced to overlook that annoying last-act sappiness. No, seriously, the film’s that good.
I could really get into specifics about the groovy soundtrack, Annie Hall-esque fourth-wall breaking, slyly satirical elements (the sex-ed scenes in particular are an especially good example of that, and are easily among my favorite parts of the entire movie), and endlessly hilarious/quotable dialogue, but that, along with the trailer (please, please don’t watch it; I’m begging you) would be ruining the pure comedic pleasure of seeing all of those things for yourself. Even if you’re a girl-flick-hating man just like me, there’s no denying that there’s a lot of fun to be had with these Mean Girls. Just trust me on that one, OK?
8/10
Note: In the middle of writing this review, I saw Mean Girls 2, a direct-to-video “sequel” that completely rips off its predecessor’s basic plot while having absolutely no connections to that first film bar Tim Meadows’s character (completely ruined) and the word “Plastics” (no, not the "Plastics" group. Just the word, which was also completely ruined). And, of course, it was quite literally the Lifetime Original Movie version of that first film in everything but name (the fact that it did premiere on ABC Family really says it all), and as typing up full-length reviews of Lifetime Original Movies would seriously be damaging my image of a credible film critic, let me just summarize my feelings about it right here: It sucked. In every single way possible. Don’t watch it.
You want an actual grade? OK, here’s a grade for you: 1/10. No, seriously, it’s that bad. Again, don’t watch it. See ya.
© 2019 Ben Parker
All Rights Reserved.
The film’s setup sounds like a typical fish-out-of-water situation: Cady Heron (Lindsay Lohan, before all her little DUIs and jail visits), a sixteen-year old girl who’s never known anything except the African plains around her, suddenly finds herself in public school when her parents move to Illinois with her in tow. However, Mean Girls soon proves itself to be a lot cleverer (and more subversive) than that once Cady breaks into the school’s most popular clique, the “Plastics”–and, with the help of a couple new friends, eventually schemes to mentally break its top member, Regina.
Of course, the last 20 minutes or so give us the most ridiculously tacked-on “happy ending” you could ever imagine, complete with a Big Heartfelt Speech that really made me want to groan more than anything, but everything else in this biting look at the true hell that is high school just fulfills the three essential F-words of comedy–Funny, Fresh, and so totally Fetch (only those who have seen the movie will know what I mean by that)–so shockingly well that I’m pretty much forced to overlook that annoying last-act sappiness. No, seriously, the film’s that good.
I could really get into specifics about the groovy soundtrack, Annie Hall-esque fourth-wall breaking, slyly satirical elements (the sex-ed scenes in particular are an especially good example of that, and are easily among my favorite parts of the entire movie), and endlessly hilarious/quotable dialogue, but that, along with the trailer (please, please don’t watch it; I’m begging you) would be ruining the pure comedic pleasure of seeing all of those things for yourself. Even if you’re a girl-flick-hating man just like me, there’s no denying that there’s a lot of fun to be had with these Mean Girls. Just trust me on that one, OK?
8/10
Note: In the middle of writing this review, I saw Mean Girls 2, a direct-to-video “sequel” that completely rips off its predecessor’s basic plot while having absolutely no connections to that first film bar Tim Meadows’s character (completely ruined) and the word “Plastics” (no, not the "Plastics" group. Just the word, which was also completely ruined). And, of course, it was quite literally the Lifetime Original Movie version of that first film in everything but name (the fact that it did premiere on ABC Family really says it all), and as typing up full-length reviews of Lifetime Original Movies would seriously be damaging my image of a credible film critic, let me just summarize my feelings about it right here: It sucked. In every single way possible. Don’t watch it.
You want an actual grade? OK, here’s a grade for you: 1/10. No, seriously, it’s that bad. Again, don’t watch it. See ya.
© 2019 Ben Parker
All Rights Reserved.