All right, my real name is Ben Parker, and I am an aspiring 16 year-old film (and, possibly, music) critic who lives on a farm in Northern Vermont and loves watching movies, listening to music, reviewing both of those things and more, and spending time with my four wonderful cats (one of which, Callie, is sitting right next to me in the picture you see above, which was taken back towards the very beginning of this website). Hopefully, that's enough information about me to make whoever's reading this right now happy, but if not, this should be more than enough to satisfy you.